Oh my heavens, Camel Toes and "F"UGGS!!!! Two wrongs NEVER make a right. That's all I can say about this travesty. I've got to apply an ice mask to my burning eyes now.
Click here if you want to see this mess up close and personal.
http://www.yoox.com/item.asp?cod10=44132177&TP=11227

Toes of a camel flock together

We all know the horrible fashion tragedy referred to as "Camel Toe". Well, yesterday I stumbled upon these disgustingly hideous things.

CAMEL TOES!!!! Some designer obviously took one too many strolls across the desert without enough water in his hump and decided it would be bloody brilliant to make camel shoes. They kind of resemble little pony hooves. I can't stop looking at them. What does this person plan on doing with these shoes? Pick up cigarette butts? They should seriously consider bringing back Joe Camel as the international face of Camel Toes. First toe socks, and now this?! Somebody please put me out to pasture.

Leggings do not equal pants

Unless you've been in a fashion coma for the past several years, I'm sure you have noticed the leggings trend. The unfortunate thing about trends is that some people do not understand that they are not for everyone, or shall I say, every "body". Take leggings, for example. While they are all fine and dandy on a girl who's skinny, skinny, and skinny, they are quite the opposite for the rest of the population. (And by "rest of the population" I mean those who eat Ho Ho's for breakfast.) It always seems that these particular people enjoy donning this garment as PANTS! Don't people look in the mirror after they get ready?!?!?! What is it about "two hamhocks wrapped in spandex" that makes the wearer think they look like a supermodel? Let me set the record straight, LEGGINGS DO NOT EQUAL PANTS! EVER! I'm doing you a favor by not including an image of this horror of a fashion statement because we've all seen it one too many times!