Oh my heavens, Camel Toes and "F"UGGS!!!! Two wrongs NEVER make a right. That's all I can say about this travesty. I've got to apply an ice mask to my burning eyes now.
Click here if you want to see this mess up close and personal.
http://www.yoox.com/item.asp?cod10=44132177&TP=11227

Toes of a camel flock together

We all know the horrible fashion tragedy referred to as "Camel Toe". Well, yesterday I stumbled upon these disgustingly hideous things.

CAMEL TOES!!!! Some designer obviously took one too many strolls across the desert without enough water in his hump and decided it would be bloody brilliant to make camel shoes. They kind of resemble little pony hooves. I can't stop looking at them. What does this person plan on doing with these shoes? Pick up cigarette butts? They should seriously consider bringing back Joe Camel as the international face of Camel Toes. First toe socks, and now this?! Somebody please put me out to pasture.